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Author: Hacim |
Hour of Power: Beer's Gift to the Modern World
Beer, the greatest scientific discovery that this world will ever witness. Far greater than the discovery of gravity. I mean, seriously, what the fuck has gravity ever done for you, besides weight your fat ass down? Its beer that gives that fat ass a chance of getting lucky tonight.
The discovery of the telephone redefined the possibilities of human communication, but if not for beer we’d never be able to use those phones to tell our ex-girlfriends how we truly feel.
The discovery of penicillin redefined the possibilities of medical science and birthed the age of antibiotics, but if not for beer you might not have nailed that chick with syphilis in the first place.
The invention of the automobile redefined the possibilities of human travel and turned a once segmented nation into a manageable web of truck stops and road trips. But if not for beer, we’d all just drive aimlessly on Friday nights with no place to go and nothing to do.
The invention of the television redefined home entertainment, but without beer we would not have Funniest Home Videos.
The invention of the World Wide Web brought the entire world and all its many diverse peoples together into one globalized digital community. But, if not for beer, there none of us would be able to visit hour-of-power.com and experience the fruits of modern drinking game technology.
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